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Priya Rai (star of such memorable flicks as Femdom Ass Worship 3 and Squirt Squad) takes the heavy role as the sorceress Isis. She and her lover/husband/brother Osiris rule over ancient Egypt with fairness but Osiris’ jealous brother Set has other plans. Set kills Osiris and takes the throne for himself but Isis ain’t about to stand the fuck down. She’s caught while attempting to resurrect her husband with black magic and Set has Osiris chopped into pieces and buried in different spots as to prevent Isis from ever being able to resurrect his disassembled ass. Isis vows revenge and promises she and her brother/lover will be reunited and lay claim to the world. This brings us to the modern day where a group of six college students are given the assignment to uncover and document their museum’s recent acquisitions. The unlikely archeologists are dim as fuck (Most of them, at least. You can tell who the nerds are because they have glasses and bad hair.) which I’m guessing is why they are joined by their professor and a renowned Egyptologist in their duties for the overnight activities. Well, the vengeful spirit of Isis is awakened because youthful puds wanted to get high off of old-ass drugs and all hell breaks loose as she begins collecting pieces to put her lover back together. She also has a silly digitally altered voice… so that’s great. The annoying dinks start dropping, chesty Isis finally shows up to alleviate the tedium and possess some ladies, PG-13 sexual liaisons go down, dub-step pollutes the soundtrack, charmingly shoddy violence takes out the cast, shaky green screen brings ancient Egypt to ramshackle life as less-than-believable narration explains everything and Priya Rai may be stacked in the chest area but her acting skills are on shaky ground, luckily she’s just as good if not better than most of the other cast… looking at you Set. It’s all pretty dumb and lazy but you’ve seen a whole lot worse and Priya Rai’s cleavage wasn’t there.
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