Monday, December 22, 2025

Rocktober Blood (1984) (USA)

aka Rockill/Rocktober Blood Paradise

⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2


Billy “Eye” Harper is a rock star that has lost his mind. Following a killing spree at a recording studio, the young man is tried and executed for his crimes. The key witness/survivor at his trial has become the new front woman of Billy’s former band (now called Headmistress) and is garnering success two years on from the murders. A snag in the aspirations of rock & roll fame comes in the form of what seems to be a back-from-the-dead Billy with revenge on his mind. He’s got a rubbery monster mask and a bad attitude. Billy reveals himself immediately to the woman who sent him to his maker but nobody believes Lynn when she starts claiming the psycho is back from the dead. Lynn gets terrorized, bodies start piling up and the Rocktober Blood tour carries on despite the body count. Twin magic comes into play and if this movie were anymore 80s, it would be overdosing on cocaine with stockbrokers whilst rocking leg warmers and blasting Wham! on repeat.
Cocaine abuse, bewbs, tan lines, sick dance moves, a dope called Rick Righteous, jacuzzi bewbs, a banger called Rainbow Eyes, a veritable freak show of 80’s hair styles, and classic lines like “Blood… I want your hot, steaming pussy blood all over my face!” grace the screen along with a bunch of singing and a bit of the red stuff.

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