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Some mountainside excavating fulfills its intended purpose and frees the trapped daughter of Zuma, Galema. Unfortunately, it also reveals that Ol’ Snake Shoulders himself is still kicking. The crew manages to bury him again but he swears vengeance on crew leader Morgan, the man that put the whole dig session in order with the hope of finding his true love. Reunited, the two youngsters tie the knot and look forward to a life together but, of course, the green and bald bastard Zuma escapes. Galema gets pregnant and worries about how her child will be treated, a well-founded fear when she gives birth to twins... one a human boy and one an albino snake. Zuma gets up to his old murderous and rapey ways in no time and Galema decides it’s high time she puts her poppa down for good. Zuma releases his giant reptile/human hybrid son, Dino, out into the world to do his bidding. He also learns that only the venom from Galema’s snake son can kill her, so he attempts to use him against his own mother. Another wild ride from the magical Philippines features a rapidly growing snake-baby thing bursting out of a pregnant woman’s tummy, Zuma manically laughing at just about everything, stolen music from various flicks (Friday the 13th 3-D and Halloween being the most noticeable), piss-poor special effects, a cave full of monster henchmen and a poorly choreographed monster throw down between father and son in a playground. The thing runs way too long but is still a good enough time to come recommended. Snake lovers best steer clear, they don’t fare too well when the humans fight back.
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