Bloody Murder (2000) (USA)

aka Scream Bloody Murder

⭐️⭐️1/2

A killer in a hockey mask does away with some old-looking young folks as they open up a long-closed camp. No. It’s not that movie. It’s one of my favorite bad slasher flicks to hit the straight-to-video shelves in the early-aughts boom period. Psychopathic killer, Trevor Moorehouse, is a bit of a local legend, so it’s no surprise when the bland idiots start coming to messy ends. Counselor Jason (ahem) is the first to go missing and the usual post-Scream meta-shenanigans lazily play out. Half-assed violence and a script that may have less effort put into it than a porno from the same time period add to the stank of failure. Non-running chainsaw attacks, a creepy old coot with a warning, transference, the buttliest of butt-music, and the acting prowess of a 2nd-grade performance of Les Mis bring it all together in a beautiful bit of garbage cinema. I recommend booze and like-minded idiots.