The end is here and the final battle is about to go down as a bunch of elderly children and the adults that placed them in danger defend their big-ass school and the world at large from Voldemort and his army of sickly goths. That less-annoying Jar Jar Binks gets buried, some dude named Longbottom gets to be a hero, Ciarán Hinds delivers one of my favorite lines of the franchise, Maggie Smith gets to be a badass, two lovable characters get a shit death that feels completely unnecessary and Alan Rickman gets to be the focus of a gut punch that I’m still tearing up about and you should be to if you have a heart not connected to the brain of a sociopath. Am I saying the movie is perfect? No, not at all. But when a little more than two hours goes by in what feels like thirty minutes on my twentieth watch, well, even this old cranky muggle has to admit it’s impressive.
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Monday, April 6, 2026
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) (UK/USA)
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The end is here and the final battle is about to go down as a bunch of elderly children and the adults that placed them in danger defend their big-ass school and the world at large from Voldemort and his army of sickly goths. That less-annoying Jar Jar Binks gets buried, some dude named Longbottom gets to be a hero, Ciarán Hinds delivers one of my favorite lines of the franchise, Maggie Smith gets to be a badass, two lovable characters get a shit death that feels completely unnecessary and Alan Rickman gets to be the focus of a gut punch that I’m still tearing up about and you should be to if you have a heart not connected to the brain of a sociopath. Am I saying the movie is perfect? No, not at all. But when a little more than two hours goes by in what feels like thirty minutes on my twentieth watch, well, even this old cranky muggle has to admit it’s impressive.
The end is here and the final battle is about to go down as a bunch of elderly children and the adults that placed them in danger defend their big-ass school and the world at large from Voldemort and his army of sickly goths. That less-annoying Jar Jar Binks gets buried, some dude named Longbottom gets to be a hero, Ciarán Hinds delivers one of my favorite lines of the franchise, Maggie Smith gets to be a badass, two lovable characters get a shit death that feels completely unnecessary and Alan Rickman gets to be the focus of a gut punch that I’m still tearing up about and you should be to if you have a heart not connected to the brain of a sociopath. Am I saying the movie is perfect? No, not at all. But when a little more than two hours goes by in what feels like thirty minutes on my twentieth watch, well, even this old cranky muggle has to admit it’s impressive.
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