Brain dead vanity project from writer, director and lead actor Marco Antonio Andolfi. When his bejeweled cross is stolen from him, Marco desperately attempts to retrieve it. He has been cursed by a satanic sect who worship a Bigfoot-looking demon called Aborin and without his cross (given to him by his mother before she was murdered by Aborin) he turns into the shittiest looking werewolf in film history. Marco spends a chunk of the running time jumping around bare assed and murdering the seedy criminal underbelly responsible for the theft. Blissfully inept in every way.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2026
The Cross of the Seven Jewels (1987) (Italy)
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Brain dead vanity project from writer, director and lead actor Marco Antonio Andolfi. When his bejeweled cross is stolen from him, Marco desperately attempts to retrieve it. He has been cursed by a satanic sect who worship a Bigfoot-looking demon called Aborin and without his cross (given to him by his mother before she was murdered by Aborin) he turns into the shittiest looking werewolf in film history. Marco spends a chunk of the running time jumping around bare assed and murdering the seedy criminal underbelly responsible for the theft. Blissfully inept in every way.
Brain dead vanity project from writer, director and lead actor Marco Antonio Andolfi. When his bejeweled cross is stolen from him, Marco desperately attempts to retrieve it. He has been cursed by a satanic sect who worship a Bigfoot-looking demon called Aborin and without his cross (given to him by his mother before she was murdered by Aborin) he turns into the shittiest looking werewolf in film history. Marco spends a chunk of the running time jumping around bare assed and murdering the seedy criminal underbelly responsible for the theft. Blissfully inept in every way.
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