⭐️⭐️1/2
An obsessed cryptozoologist (Giancarlo Esposito!) captures a chupacabra in South America and smuggles it aboard a cruise ship to finally make a name for himself. Of course, the monster escapes and the pleasure cruise turns into a nightmare journey of survival. The ship’s captain (John Rhys-Davies!), his daughter (Chelan Simmons) and a US Federal Marshall (Dylan Neal) add some class to the proceedings as the man-in-a-suit goat-sucker massacres vacationing victims. Ain’t much more going on than that and who the hell cares? The cast runs around the ship, breaking off just long enough to get torn apart, and the lovely/goofy ghoulie gets plenty of screen time. David Millbern steals the show as a scuzzy thief, running around the ship and getting his hands on whatever loot he can. It’s alright, gets a little repetitive but nothing too offensive.
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