A big-ass crocodile is snacking on humans somewhere in Thailand and this eventually leads to trouble for American (?), Jack, and his wild animal farm. The farm is already running into issues thanks to the next door resort wanting Jack and his farm off the land. An animal welfare agent is called in on Jack by the scumbag resort owner but, of course, love blooms. With the resort shit-bags seeing another method of getting the stubborn landowner out of their way, they start fanning the flames about the croc-violence taking out some folks and pointing the blame at Jack’s farm. Grizzled crocodile hunter, “Croc” Hawkins (Michael Madsen) knows the farm ain’t to blame and is tracking the wild man-eater himself. He’s been hunting the beast for months and lost a leg to it, he also feels a connection to all the victims the crocodile has claimed. Shit cgi, stock footage, an actual crocodile that looks nowhere near as big as the monster it’s supposed to be and a model noggin are combined to showcase the hilarious crocodile attacks. Sure there’s piss-poor acting and butt-numbing lulls but there’s also some wonderfully detestable villains, a crocodile electrocution via toaster and a whole lotta lovely stupidity.
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