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Do you know what’s worse than a Nazi war criminal? The vengeful spirit of a Nazi war criminal. Sorority girls, although not my favorite, aren’t as bad as Nazi war criminals… well, some in the Deep South might be but I can’t speak from experience. Skanky college gals summon a spirit for kicks, this spirit spent his living days doing horrible things during WW2, this spirit is also the great ancestor of a new and nerdy pledge, Dawn. Her sorority sisters manipulate her to open up her ancestral home in the countryside (which is definitely a well-populated piece of Los Angeles) for a weekend getaway. The place once hosted extravagant parties but was closed off for unknown reasons some years ago. That’s where tomfoolery and Nazi summoning comes into play. Dawn’s awful ancestor soon rises from the dead, takes possession of a dope and a machete to the cast. He eventually possesses his great-great granddaughter after they play with a Ouija board and that’s bad news for the bitchy sorority president and nondescript goobers. Terrible acting mingles with plentiful titties and humor Lloyd Kaufman would cut from a script for not working. A mentally challenged caretaker gives them a tour and I really wish I could have those few minutes that feel like a few hours back. A paint huffing woman warns the girls they should leave due to the evil and a home full of Nazi memorabilia hammers the point home that someone had this crap handy to use as set dressing. Coolduder shows up, much to my endless disdain, as one of dudes that intrude upon the party the girls are having. A ghost warns Dawn about her evil family but focusing on all that troublesome shit (swastikas and coolduder would send me running) would hamper the partying. We’re nearing forty minutes and almost nothing has happened, there’s been some floating POV and some nipples but that will only get me so far. A backwoods idiot finds a skull in a shed but then that doesn’t lead to anything all that quick anyways. Veronica Ricci is hot as the witchy redhead sorority girl but, much like most of these gals, her character is so far from human that it’s hard to give a shit. She also vanishes for a large chunk of the movie. I’m also a fan of the southern lesbian… she accepts everyone for who they are. I’m a fan hotties but nothing and coolduder are a fucking issue. Missy Martinez (Milf Mayhem 3 and Electrosluts) gets her implants chopped off, Veronica Ricci gets a snake bite to the buns and fake blood ruins more than a few pieces of clothing. Mostly braindead, mostly boring but some trashy ladies and poor filmmaking at least brings a few smiles.
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