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Two rivaling groups of macho idiots (and their sexy women) journey into the woods to hunt down a bear that’s been killing poor saps. Well, it don’t go the way they thought it would when a masked nut-job with a knockoff Freddy Krueger glove (and one hell of an arsenal) starts picking the dinks off. Slasher hijinks can only get better when Mexico gets her lovely hands on the template, snorts a ton of booger sugar and does whatever the fuck she wants. Pedro Fernández and his lovely head of hair shows up to play the hero and protect his tough and cute gal-pal once the shit hits the fan. Your usual old coot warns them about the spot where they’re hunting but instead of offering up a simple “don’t go there, you’re doomed.” he attempts to sell them an Uzi… I love Mexico. With the bet in place for the respect of the town, the groups head out to settle who can hunt a bear better. Michael Myers with Rambo training spots them immediately and gets to work hunting the hunters. Legend goes that Jesse (yes, our killer’s name is Jesse) was an American who came to the area to live with some friends after the war, unfortunately Jesse went mad and thinks he’s still in the jungles of Vietnam and everyone is the enemy. He uses his murder-glove to take out the ladies but when chubby Charly blows off his hand, he cauterizes the wound with gunpowder and switches to the far more efficient assault rifle… let the squibs explode!!! Human remains are discovered, one derp injures his foot when he falls into a trap, a few of the girls put on sexy swimsuits to play paddle ball, some guy whose name I don’t remember has a real bitchy girlfriend and there’s a last stand in that crazy old coot’s store which was supposedly once Jesse’s trailer. Complete insanity is one of the best slasher films to ever grace this silly planet and is definitely the best slasher film to come out in ‘89.
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