It ain’t false advertising! A 52 minute supplemental feature for a movie that doesn’t fucking exist. It’s all raw footage and it mostly sucks. At least they seem to be having fun. Some wonderful hair atrocities are committed as well. The film opens with two idiots goofing around in what looks like an attic. They fuck around with a turntable and cause some minimal destruction with a hammer. There’s also a fake commercial and rubber boobs. We then jump to a mini movie about the dangers of ouija board usage called Not A Lot of Vegetable. More idiots goof around with the spirit board and one of them gets possessed and goes on a murder spree. This segment is followed by outtakes from this segment which are hard to distinguish from the final product. There’s some nonsensical alien/zombie thing that happens and then a mullet’d moron turns green and kills people. The “cast” can’t keep a straight face and almost everything is indecipherable. The film abruptly ends as the teens goof around with skateboards. It’s a rare SOV feature and I can understand why. This belongs in the trash heap.
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