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I’ve always said that HAM radio infatuation leads to nothing but trouble and this movie sure as shit proves my point. A telepathic transmission drowned in creepy carnival music gets a data processing student and his chili-loving gal pal tracing the strange signal to an abandoned house in Massachusetts. They meet another HAM-head who is crashing there with a small group and discover the odd transmission came from him and although it’s his voice screaming for help in the audio, he has no recollection of sending anything like that over the airwaves. What the group of idiots aren’t privy to and we, the audience at home, are is that the house served as the scene of a horrific murder twenty years earlier. A creepy little girl and her creepier clown doll seem to be a source of some psychic energy which resulted in an axe to the back of the head for papa and a knife through the throat for mama. Our dear dinks decide to get to the bottom of the mystery and slowly meet supernatural ends in the haunted residence. The creepy clown doll attacks, a desk fan slashes a throat and there’s a big pit of boiling hot semen (well, probably not semen) under the basement floor. We also get one of the most annoying hitchhikers in film history (Rest In Power, Pepe), one of the most annoying siblings in film history, splattery deaths, a creepy caretaker with a homicidal streak and laugh-inducing dialogue. This film fucking has it all and if you like your cheese from the trash, you can’t go wrong.
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