An annual river float (this year in honor of a fallen friend) ends poorly for vlogger Kali Frye and her crew as everything goes to hell thanks to a possibly supernatural force. The youthful dinks are mostly unlikable but that may just be because I’m pushing into my “get off my lawn” years and my tolerance has faded like my youth. Nope. They suck. That’s on them. A local weirdo tries to warn them off this year from their annual float due to some force claiming victims (their deceased friend included) but just comes off like a pure lunatic, so he goes ignored and our gaggle of idiots get their float on. After we spend a bit watching these ass-clowns bicker and act like the unlikable turds they are, something or someone starts taking ‘em out… and we’re all better off for it. The loss of friends, unfortunately, has the survivors acting even more selfish with a little too much time left on the clock. Please, whatever you are, kill these derps pronto. Somehow, things get dumber. Outside of my wife, I barely have a chance to spend any time with people I actually want to be around. Why the hell am I spending more than an hour with a group of people I want to slap? It gets its sole star thanks to some gruesome bloodshed that hits during the climax and the out of place and dumbass music video that plays during the end credits.
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