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A workaholic single father (Vincent Ventresca... love that guy!) buys a pet capuchin monkey for his daughter after he misses her high school graduation. What we know, and this likable family does not, is that this monkey is a real bastard and has the nasty habit of turning into a crappy cgi monkey-thing with wings. The beast was smuggled in from China for some scuzzy pet shop owner in Kansas. The daughter names her new exotic pet Skippy and he takes a shine to her but he still gets up the no good because violent monster monkeys are gonna do what violent monster monkeys do. A pair of demon hunters from China carry on their family tradition and track down the sinister simian to the states. Apparently, the souls of evil sorcerers become the damn things or some shit and if they aren’t slain by sacred weapons they duplicate. Uh oh. It’s all pretty lame and not the right amount of stupid to put me in a forgiving mood. The two leads are alright and the goofy creatures keep things going but it can’t drag itself past being just humdrum.
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