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Tuesday, April 14, 2026

The House on Sorority Row

aka House of Evil/Seven Sisters 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


A prank goes incredibly wrong, leaving a cantankerous house mother very dead and the sorority girls renting her house in a tough position. Because they’re mostly idiots, they go forward with a party they were gonna throw unaware that their crime was witnessed by the landlord’s big ol’ secret hidden away in the attic. If you’ve seen any slasher film in the last sixty years, you should know where this is going. It follows the standard stalk and slash thrills of the sub-genre but it has a developed backstory for its killer, likable ladies in distress, some cool slayings, death by cane and an amazing slasher costume to make it one of those prestige slasher flicks that have everyone looking so favorably at the eighties output. With the corpse disappearing and degrading mental disorder in the cards, it opens up the idea that the angry old gal wasn’t as dead as believed but we know better. I love this film, I’ve loved this film since seeing it at the tail-end of an all-night movie marathon held in my basement with a VCR nearing the end of its life and I will love this movie until I collapse in a heap in front of my fridge looking for leftover nachos I probably shouldn’t have eaten anyways.





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