⭐️1/2
Drunk dummies do what drunk dummies do and end up getting knocked off one by one in an abandoned prison. Tagging along with their filmmaker friend, they break into the creepy location and attempt to catch something spooky on camera and maybe make some cash. People disappear, people attempt to act and people also make some dumbass choices. Is it a goof? Is it a haunting? Is it a psychopath? Is it going to offer you almost 90 minutes of enjoyment? I’ll never tell… but no, no it will not. Frank Whaley surprisingly bookends the film as a detective interviewing the lone survivor of the group. The Holmesburg Prison shooting location is awesome and supplies its own atmosphere but the characters are pretty annoying and make it tough to give a damn about what’s going on. There’s talk of crop circle architecture, human experimentation, alien hotspots and other things to keep your brain occupied… wishing for a better movie.
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