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Realtor John Ritter shows newlyweds a few houses, hoping to get an offer before a 5 PM deadline. At each house he discloses what happened to the previous occupants and it ain’t pretty. In Nightmare a cheating wife and her lover murder her insane husband in self defense after he catches them getting funky with the sexy times. Instead of explaining this to the police, the dude decides to sink the body in the middle of a lake. The woman begins having nightmares of her waterlogged ex coming back for revenge. The dead man’s police officer buddy begins to suspect something is up. Anxiety grows and a set of car keys drowned along with the hubby may spell doom for the unfaithful couple. The next house brings us the story Bobo, which features Bryan Cranston going up against a tiny organ grinder’s monkey that his annoying little shit of a daughter has adopted. Turns out the monkey has a bit of a homicidal streak. American Male himself Buff Bagwell shows up as animal wrangler. The final story is Come to Granny and has an either psychic or psychotic Will Estes talking to a shrink without an appointment and claiming to have visions of the murders the granny-masked killer terrorizing the area is committing. The shrink begins to believe he may not be having premonitions but may be responsible and when he claims he saw her murder fast approaching, she has to decide how to get out of the dangerous situation. There’s a bit of fun and a nice streak of black humor but no story really knocks it out of the park. The second tale is almost completely sunk by the highly slappable child. It’s like HBO’s Tales from the Crypt but instead of a cackling Cryptkeeper you get a wonderful and bearded John Ritter. That’s got to be worth something. Right?
Realtor John Ritter shows newlyweds a few houses, hoping to get an offer before a 5 PM deadline. At each house he discloses what happened to the previous occupants and it ain’t pretty. In Nightmare a cheating wife and her lover murder her insane husband in self defense after he catches them getting funky with the sexy times. Instead of explaining this to the police, the dude decides to sink the body in the middle of a lake. The woman begins having nightmares of her waterlogged ex coming back for revenge. The dead man’s police officer buddy begins to suspect something is up. Anxiety grows and a set of car keys drowned along with the hubby may spell doom for the unfaithful couple. The next house brings us the story Bobo, which features Bryan Cranston going up against a tiny organ grinder’s monkey that his annoying little shit of a daughter has adopted. Turns out the monkey has a bit of a homicidal streak. American Male himself Buff Bagwell shows up as animal wrangler. The final story is Come to Granny and has an either psychic or psychotic Will Estes talking to a shrink without an appointment and claiming to have visions of the murders the granny-masked killer terrorizing the area is committing. The shrink begins to believe he may not be having premonitions but may be responsible and when he claims he saw her murder fast approaching, she has to decide how to get out of the dangerous situation. There’s a bit of fun and a nice streak of black humor but no story really knocks it out of the park. The second tale is almost completely sunk by the highly slappable child. It’s like HBO’s Tales from the Crypt but instead of a cackling Cryptkeeper you get a wonderful and bearded John Ritter. That’s got to be worth something. Right?
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