Virgin novice witch, Cindy, practices sexual magic and opens up her mind to her famous witch ancestor, Abigail. Abigail promises to give Cindy the ability to have fantastic sexual adventures and orgasms without losing her virginity. Cindy digs the offer and forms a partnership with her long lost relative who now resides in the astral plane. Abigail was a prude during her colonial-era life and is pretty thirsty for the joys of banging. Together the two get dirty, the proclamation “let’s fantasy fuck now” being a giveaway to the incoming softcore shenanigans. Cindy begins to catch on that Abigail is up to no good. Lesbianism with a family member, sex games with a snake, necrophilia with a close friend and the turning of a homosexual all figure into the bizarro sexcapades. With about thirty minutes left in the film Cindy’s never-mentioned brother shows up and, as a form of punishment for Cindy, is turned into a foaming-mouthed (dish soap, I believe) sex vampire. It’s an indecipherable acid-laced disaster of a film featuring no recorded dialogue (just voiceovers from the cast) and schizophrenic filming techniques to go along with the editing style. It’s a mess but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t interesting and psychotronic enough to keep me watching. It still runs way too long at 80 minutes and you may find yourself dozing off at a few points. Don’t be afraid to fast forward.
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