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Sunday, October 11, 2026

Amityville Vibrator (2020) (USA)

⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2


Sleazy and ridiculous backyard shenanigans run rampant in this goofy-ass low-budget trash fire. The opening scene finds the familiar shotgun murder playing out but this time the victim on the receiving end of the gun is a woman in a satanic mask pleasuring herself with a black dildo. Years pass and now a lovely woman named Cathy is living in the house. She just split with her boyfriend and is easily convinced by her best friend that a trip to a sex shop is in order. Instead, they hit up a neighbor’s yard sale and Cathy buys a dildo/family heirloom. You better believe it’s the same vibrator from the opening scene and you better believe Cathy is about to get hit with a money shot made of pure evil. Turns out her ex is part of a team of “experts” collecting possessed items and said demonic sex toy is the only object that has escaped their grasp. Getting their hands on it won’t be easy thanks to Cathy’s best friend coming back from the dead as a buck naked succubus and a murderous ventriloquist dummy showing up and proving quite efficient in the art of slaughter. Graphic masturbation, graphic violence and the kind of blasphemy that could get someone excommunicated are gleefully thrown at the screen like feces from a territorial chimpanzee. It’s a refreshing bit of low-budget insanity with two likable lead actresses and a great sense of humor to go along with its mean streak.

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