⭐️⭐️1/2
Jason hops aboard a luxury boat carrying a graduating high school class to New York City. Final girl Rennie has a fear of water and recurring visions of a young Jason Voorhees reaching out to her. She also has a piece of shit uncle on board being a dick to pretty much everyone. Jason sinks the ship, leaving a small amount of survivors fleeing for their lives through the streets of Vancouver... I mean New York. A parade of cannon fodder is marched along without really giving us any memorable victims outside of “guitar girl” who exits almost as soon as she shows up and “boxing boy” who gets a bit of screen time and eventually gets his noggin knocked off by Jason. The nightly toxic waste dump in the New York sewers (Sure. Why not?) does away with the unstoppable slasher. Plenty of death, almost no substance and a lovely helping of stupidity combine to make for a weaker entry in the series. Although, Jason himself seeming to take in the fact that he’s in Times Square (hey, the budget allowed for a few scenic shots) is pretty damn hilarious.

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