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A young couple explore your standard abandoned estate, which seem to litter the Indian countryside. Instead of cobwebs and dilapidated furniture they find what I can only describe as a zombie-gorilla. It’s a ratty gorilla costume and your usual cheapo fright mask... as an added bonus, when the creature appears out of nowhere in the backyard graveyard it has lit sparkler fingers. Maaaaaaan! This is great. The cute girl approaches the monster like it’s a lost dog and gets herself perished but she never loses her cool. The guy flees at the lethargic death of his lover and escapes to said cemetery. As the gorilla-thing attacks, another goofy-looking demon-thing shows up and starts fighting the great ape. This creeper is rocking a kimono and an even cheaper fright mask. Wonderful. Kimono-demon sobs after the gorilla flees and the man approaches her to offer some comfort to the monster that saved his life... at this point, she shares her sad story. In her past life she was an ax-wielding/tree-chopping bad ass. There’s a local well-to-do piece of shit rapist and his rape-happy gang of thugs who pretty much do whatever the hell they want. The lead dickhead just murdered a poor girl who had the gall to say no. They set their sites on our ax-carrying girl whose piece of shit boyfriend sells her out to the thugs. Luckily, she ain’t about to just stand back and let anything go down against her will. This leads to a scene where Indian Mr. Clean gets his ass kicked by our girl. The film just keeps on giving. We’re also introduced to another bad ass female who rocks a shiny halter top and beats the ever-loving shit out of two scumbags hiding in the backseat of her car... she also has a buff boyfriend who thinks she may be a bit crazy but, damnit, he loves her anyways. Ax-girl gets snatched by the rape gang and manages to beat the ever-loving shit out of them as her scumbag boyfriend watches on. But that god damn numbers game proves to be too much and she’s taken prisoner by the rich mustachioed shit-heel. Or maybe not. The next scene has everyone gathered together in public talking to the village leader with accusations being thrown around. After a heated argument, ax-girl starts wailing on the rapist. Ax-girl is about to get stoned out of the village when muscle guy steps in and saves her from a rocky death. Okay. I’m lost. Mr. Clean grabs another girl and sparkle-top has a flashback as she drives where she sings and dances, while soaked in water, to her buff boyfriend (equally soaked). It’s pretty damn sexy, even though they get covered in mud whilst ruttin’ around. She comes back to reality and gets in a car accident. I think she dies, which is why muscleman is now hooking up with ax-girl. Ax-girl and muscle-guy seem to be living together in blissful joy when a now hideously scarred sparkle-top girl returns! She’s none too happy to find her man with a new chick and after some gun violence, cat fighting and a little curse throwing, sparkle-top transforms into the ape-thing and ax-girl is transformed into kimono-demon. Well that explains everything! Maybe? More sparkler fingers appear and everything is right in the world. Blissfully all over the place, this low-budget trash fest from India is a treat for anyone who doesn’t mind not knowing what the hell is going on. Muscle-guy and his son eventually confront his ex at the familiar abandoned mansion, the rapists get what’s coming to ‘em and everything wraps up confusingly in the gyration-filled climax. This one is unmissable.
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