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“Hey! Fellow morons! Let’s go film a horror flick in an infamous haunted house!” Excited young actors with aspirations of fame and their buff director face a night of barely noticeable terror in an upstate New York farmhouse. Creepy voices and an orb of light (gasp!) spook everyone and then folks start vanishing as a malevolent force does whatever it is malevolent forces do. Camera interference and boredom stains most of the runtime. Surprisingly, the whole thing isn’t presented as found footage… unsurprisingly, it blows.

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