Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Blown (2005) (USA)

⭐️⭐️1/2


Arizona born backyard stupidity is dumb as fuck but better than a lot of the shit that I’ve seen splashed on my TV screen. A bachelor party for the newly engaged Bobby takes a bad turn when his voodoo priestess neighbor possesses a blow-up doll and gets her revenge for a past noise complaint. Dragged out to a full-length runtime with the aid of public domain Night of the Living Dead footage, a constantly interrupting local access film host who obviously hates his job, cuts from some porno film called Runaway Sluts 3 and behind the scenes footage that goes on well after the film proper ends. There’s porn shop hijinks, lowbrow humor that kind of works, a helpful severed head and a stripper getting strangled by a humongous dildo. Nowhere near what one would call “good”, but it does have its deranged heart in the right place...even if it that place is the bathroom of a crack house. If you hang around after the credits you’ll get a tutorial on how to sell stuff on eBay.

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