When a desperate mother pleads with shellshocked sheriff Nicolas Cage to find her missing daughter, unintentional hilarity ensues. Cage is off to the matriarchal island community where the little girl vanished and he slowly uncovers that there’s a larger scheme afoot. Not that it will do him any good. NOT THE BEES! This is not a good movie but you’re not here for a good movie. No. You’re here for Nic Cage in a bear costume, running around like a lunatic and punching a woman in the face. There’s some moments of idiotic splendor but there’s a lot of crap to sludge through and you may just want to watch a supercut of Mr. Cage flipping out instead of watching some notable celebrities embarrass themselves.

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