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A small town neighboring Lake Superior is the site of some gruesome slayings and it definitely has something to do with that newly arrived badass cryptozoologist’s decades-long quest for revenge on the monster that killed his papa. He did snatch the mythical beastie’s egg, so I don’t really blame the world-famous cryptid for killing his Scottish ass… even if he was trying to give it back right before he done got gobbled. Anyways, our stoic monster hunter James now wears a facial scar from his encounter all them years ago and holds one hell of a grudge. This brings him to the area due to some telling signs of monster infestation. Local coot Sean thinks he’s seen the plesiosaur but he also claims UFOs are lobotomizing cattle, so his sheriff sister-in-law doesn’t exactly believe his tales. The sheriff’s son is hired on by James to be his guide and they bond over science and dead daddies but this also puts the youngster in the path of danger when the legend (well, legend from a different region of the world) proves to be true. The usual level of lower-end digital effects is enhanced by a game cast with more than a few familiar faces. It doesn’t shy away from showing its creature, not really giving a fuck how unconvincing it is… and I’m just glad it owns it. A couple of ass-bags on a boat show up to put the youngster’s ex in danger and beef up the body count and then the baby nessies come into play and get a little kill-happy. It’s all pretty fun and inoffensive viewing for a lazy (and/or hazy) Saturday.
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