I Hate You (Kill or Die) (1989) (Norway)

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A bullied teen has had enough and after brewing for five years he finally throws on some combat gear and goes after the dinks who made his life miserable. Physical violence and the embarrassment of being called “Itsy Bitsy Shit” is alot for anyone to bear. Too bad these bullies picked on the wrong kid. At fifteen minutes, J.C. Møller has no time to dick around with character depth. Why the hell would you be looking for that in an SOV splatter flick from the 80s anyway? What are you, some kind of chooch? You’re here to watch a child murder other children and that’s exactly what you get. Lucky for our hero (?) the quartet of awful shits are all together cleaning up a garage. It’s all set for a mullet massacre straight out of a Polonia flick discovered in Mark’s storage space. By drill, by weed wacker, by knife and by gravity. Kids chasing kids in the snow, kids laughing as they succumb to a slit throat and a braces/mullet combination that probably lead to several wedgies. It’s all here, it’s all slightly dangerous and it’s all oddly beautiful.