Paranormal researchers find a spooky schoolhouse inconveniently located in the middle of the woods. As soon as they clean themselves off from the obvious ejaculation explosion, they get to investigating the previously untouched spot shrouded in mystery and tragedy. The two doofuses (doofi?) wander around making ridiculous claims from spirit contact to possible dogmen because that’s how pseudoscience works. Not found footage, which I would have preferred, just two dudes dicking around at a cool location and not offering up any thrills because you can’t have conflict with something that doesn’t exist. They have their nerdy charms and I truly believe that they believe they have pierced the veil so let the boys have their fun. They ain’t hurting anybody. Well, maybe my ears. Fucking “spirit boxes” being what they are. It’s almost two hours long and that’s inexcusable. Unless you’re really into two guys claiming to hear things, piecing together a haunting from those stupid Ovilus word boxes that allow you to answer your own questions and frame a narrative that fits the haunting. They also talk about fluorescent paint for fucking ever. Bugs and dust cameo as paranormal orbs and that’s about the extent of the evidence. Again, it’s almost two hours of this.
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