An unmanned spacecraft disintegrates upon re-entry and its nanotech-based combat drone does what it’s programmed to do. Unfortunately for humanity, the secret military murder-tech has landed in the crocodile habitat of a place called Adventure Cove (it’s like a zoo/water-park kind of deal) and found a new home in a giant crocodile named Stella. The military shows up, tight-lipped and looking to find their shit but Stella ain’t fucking around and the bodies start dropping. Soldiers, employees and partying “teens” are on the menu and it’s gonna take a roguish (and lovable) head zookeeper and his sexy biologist co-worker to get this problem solved as the beast becomes more robot than reptile. There’s a subplot about the zookeeper’s weenie son and his annoying buddy getting trapped in the water park along with some dinks and their girlfriends and shit cgi does not stop them from lovingly displaying their killer creature. The violence is mostly of the smear-fake-blood-on-a-corpsing-actor variety and you could pretty much cut and paste the plot with any other SyFy Channel original but don’t let that ruin your time. Corin Nemec is our likable hero and Dee Wallace shows up as a no-nonsense government scientist.
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