A creepy mortician played by the always awesome Clancy Brown, tells a young prospective employee (at her behest) the strange fates that befell a few of his customers. What follows is some fun EC style shenanigans and a nice little (albeit predictable) twist in the framing tale. A thief at a house party comes across something monstrous when she lets her curiosity get the best of her. Unprotected sex bites a womanizing college kid on the ass when a one night stand leads to a whole lot more than a rash... which he gets... but oh boy it’s so much worse. A man decides to end the suffering of his ailing wife (and his own) with the help of the family physician. The traceless pill-poisoning does not go well and the husband finds himself in a nasty situation that is progressively slipping out of control. A babysitter and an escaped mental patient cross paths as Sam (the young job seeker) shares the reason she has come to the spooky mortuary. There’s some nasty violence and a lovely streak of black humor... as there should be. It’s treading familiar waters but sometimes that’s all ya need to feel right at home.
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Sunday, March 15, 2026
The Mortuary Collection (2019) (USA)
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A creepy mortician played by the always awesome Clancy Brown, tells a young prospective employee (at her behest) the strange fates that befell a few of his customers. What follows is some fun EC style shenanigans and a nice little (albeit predictable) twist in the framing tale. A thief at a house party comes across something monstrous when she lets her curiosity get the best of her. Unprotected sex bites a womanizing college kid on the ass when a one night stand leads to a whole lot more than a rash... which he gets... but oh boy it’s so much worse. A man decides to end the suffering of his ailing wife (and his own) with the help of the family physician. The traceless pill-poisoning does not go well and the husband finds himself in a nasty situation that is progressively slipping out of control. A babysitter and an escaped mental patient cross paths as Sam (the young job seeker) shares the reason she has come to the spooky mortuary. There’s some nasty violence and a lovely streak of black humor... as there should be. It’s treading familiar waters but sometimes that’s all ya need to feel right at home.
A creepy mortician played by the always awesome Clancy Brown, tells a young prospective employee (at her behest) the strange fates that befell a few of his customers. What follows is some fun EC style shenanigans and a nice little (albeit predictable) twist in the framing tale. A thief at a house party comes across something monstrous when she lets her curiosity get the best of her. Unprotected sex bites a womanizing college kid on the ass when a one night stand leads to a whole lot more than a rash... which he gets... but oh boy it’s so much worse. A man decides to end the suffering of his ailing wife (and his own) with the help of the family physician. The traceless pill-poisoning does not go well and the husband finds himself in a nasty situation that is progressively slipping out of control. A babysitter and an escaped mental patient cross paths as Sam (the young job seeker) shares the reason she has come to the spooky mortuary. There’s some nasty violence and a lovely streak of black humor... as there should be. It’s treading familiar waters but sometimes that’s all ya need to feel right at home.
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