At long last, the refrigerator shall have its day! That’s just too bad for a duo of obnoxious drunks who have had a get together in their Massachusetts apartment that ended in appliance abuse. The party seems like a gathering of uncles handpicked from every 1980s family photo album for being the uncliest of uncles. Of course, their women are along for the ride. Them uncles and the ladies they come home from the bar with are having a fine time shouting and flirting. These uncles have no respect for the machine keeping their beer cold and abuse the hell out of it at the slightest provocation. The lung cancer air quality and liver failure on the horizon proves to be of no concern for these hard-partying Busch addicts as the pissed off appliance claims their lives and limbs. The smoking fridge takes no prisoners, consuming these dopes and their ladies. The biggest tragedy is how many child support payments are voided by their deaths. A cat gets eaten (seen being pushed by hands that can’t quite stay off screen), a pasty ass is witnessed (the rare uncle butt variety), the fridge shoots fire (your effects budget at work) and fifteen minutes fly by because you’re watching someone’s home movie corrupted by another dimension overruled by kitchen appliances that have had enough. It’s exactly what it should be.
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