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Five sexy college girls buy the derelict Hokstedter house, arranging to turn it into a sorority house. They spend the night in the place, planning on meeting the movers in the morning. The house has a creepy history because of course it does and it turns out the place was the spot where a man murdered his family and a group of girls having a sleepover in the neighborhood. Add a bad storm and a Ouija board séance to the equation and the gaggle of gals get themselves spooked. Doesn’t help anything that their new creepy neighbor, Orville Ketchum, gets to peeping at the minimally dressed (I mean, it is a Jim Wynorski film after all) ladies and creeps them out. The lovely ladies change into skimpy clothes and begin gettin’ knocked off by someone brandishing a meat hook. Old Man Hokstedter’s ghost may be hanging around thanks to the Ouija session, Orville is obviously insane and could be slaughtering the chickadees and two detectives (responding to a domestic disturbance call at the infamous house) are delayed due to an old bridge and heavy rainfall. Rain soaked gals (still in lingerie) grab some knives and try to survive. Scenes from 1982’s The Slumber Party Massacre serve as a flashback to the murders committed by Mr. Hokstedter. The girls are cute, the bewbs are plentiful (remember, it’s Wynorski here), the score is lovely, some humor actually lands, the scenery is chewed with vigor, there’s a strip club diversion (it’s where a survivor works) and it’s an innocent kind of sleazy ya just can’t find anymore. It’s as lovely as it is dumb and it sure as hell ain’t high art but who the fuck cares? Gail Thackray (credited as Robyn Harris) may just be the sexiest final girl in horror history… think I’ll start a fan club.
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