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Found footage finds some wieners hunting Mexico’s favorite goat-sucking creature, hoping to catch proof of the damn thing on camera. You know the subgenre, you know not to bet on any of these schmucks making it out alive. The quartet of Californians use a legendary journal (supposedly made out of actual chupacabra skin) to head out to the wild where an increase in cattle mutilations and other warning signs have them thinking they have a chance. The area is home to some kind of dark force which may or may not be the chupacabra which may or may not be into sodomy. Yes. It’s mentioned in passing. They’re warned off by a park ranger, claiming the area is closed due to some disturbing occurrences and dangerous conditions. They ignore it and proceed as planned. They come across a trio of younger folks looking for a missing friend, the ranger is also wandering around and some dude readily prepared for what’s going on shows up too. Chupacabra digestive juices can turn you into its vessel or something and the camera catches a few deaths with the creature conveniently just offscreen. There’s some fresh ideas and this could have been a blast if it allowed itself to let loose but it’s sunk by annoying and boring characters and a lack of excitement. It’s in more capable hands than most of the quick-release found footage garbage that leaks out of the genre’s ass but it’s still a missed opportunity… especially because we don’t get the chupacabra butt fucking anybody. I said what I said.
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