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Colorado-shot trash fire is a complete mess and we’re all better off because of it. Cigarette-sucking Cameron Mitchell opens up the film as the head doctor of Ravenwood Asylum with no concern for doctor/patient confidentiality. He shares with us lucky viewers the tale of Edward Thurman (writer/director/Demon Cop: Rocco Karega) a former probationary officer and recipient of a Vietnamese blood transfusion which infected him with demon blood. It’s a blood disease that “makes the AIDS virus look like the common cold!” Now he turns into a werewolf-like creature that kind of resembles a turd/human hybrid with Jheri curls and kills gangbangers around the Colorado Springs area. There’s no real chance to get bored as underdeveloped subplot upon subplot drowns you in bullshit and you’re left scratching your head. There’s a radio DJ, a German Interpol agent, talk of Nazi experiments, a wheelchair-bound blonde woman with a gang background, constant shouting of the name Kelly, inept cops, lots of talk about asses, inept camera work, actors struggling with dialogue and last minute interference by a Colorado zookeeper. SOV regional crap heaven that just about knocks it into classic territory when a tragic letter is narrated in the growling voice of the monster. You may hate me for recommending this one but by this time you should know where my tastes lie. A must see piece of Colorado garbage.
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