aka Panzer Chocolate
Sexy archeology student, Julie, is convinced there’s some undiscovered stolen art hidden by those bastard Nazis somewhere in Pyrenees. With the help of her teacher friend, a young photographer and library employee, they manage to narrow down the location of a supposedly secret bunker called Valhalla. Well, they find it and unfortunately it’s guarded by a large, chain-wielding Nazi ghoul. That’s a hell of a problem in itself but there’s more going on as it turns out the Frankenstein-like beast is serving an underground cult of Nazis aspiring to bring about the fourth Reich and staying young thanks to the consumption of blood. Our favorite foxy archeologist ends up on the sacrificial alter and those crafty Nazis may just be victorious by the time the end credits hit. This flick has its heart in the right place but for every bit of fun involving Nazi chocolate and torch-lit blood rituals ya get some annoying characters, stupid decisions and shitty digital effects. There’s some lovely exploitive times involved but they aren’t as prominent as they could have been.
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