Thrown out by her boyfriend and crashing at the house of her exercise-enthusiast friend, a young woman hooks up with some hunk she meets at the bar. Of course, he’s a bargain-basement vampire but he kicks her out before his sinister urges leave her drained and undead. He immediately regrets his heroics and sends his zombie slave after her. She gets snatched up and wakes up tied to a chair in some shitty basement where she finds out the dude she just had a lame sex dream about is a 500-year-old vampire who wants her as a mate for the rest of her human life. The vampire feeds on some familiar faces, the heroine’s mother has a sex dream involving her daughter and the zombie and the film limps along, littered with repetition and “special” effects. It’s a W.A.V.E. production so you should know what kind of garbage you’re getting into. Warbled audio, stage play production value, extended stretching, an instrumental butt-rock soundtrack when not dwelling in 90’s porno music, novelty vampire teeth that barely cover real teeth, plentiful fondling, bound women and eroticism somewhere on the opposite side of erotic. SOV trash from one of the more entrepreneurial purveyors of such detriment is exactly what it sets out to be, your level of enjoyment fully depends on how much fun you have in this area of the dumpster.
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