aka SheBorg Massacre/SheBorg Puppy Farm Massacre
⭐️1/2
An alien-robot-lady-outlaw crash lands on earth after murdering her would-be executioners. She makes it to a puppy farm where some awful experiments are going down and gets her canine slaughter on, turning some poor humans into cyborg henchmen in the process. Our annoying “anarchist” lead behaves like your usual rich white girl who lashes out at boredom and seeks attention but she must be an anarchist because she has a shirt that reads “ANARCHY RULEZ”… so what the fuck do I know? Her dad is the head of the police force and her mother is dead and it all kind of fits the picture. She’s supposed to suck, I think, but that doesn’t make it any easier to deal with her dumbass. Anarchy girl has a friend who is also annoyed by her but isn’t that great to be around either. To impress the musician she has the hots for, she decides her and her favorite anarchist will join him in a raid on the puppy farm. There’s also a nerdy girl who watched the alien ship crash and is doing some investigating, living out her sci-fi dreams. The music is grating and sucks so fucking hard it makes me wanna jump in the boxing ring with a pissed-off kangaroo just so I can be knocked unconscious. The alien tomfoolery is kind of fun but sunk completely by the gaggle of characters so awful, they’d be more comfortable languishing in the abyss of your standard Troma film. The animal violence would be hard to watch if the effects were even minimally impressive, so instead it just comes off like a lame-ass child trying really hard to prove how sadistic they are. Anyways, it’s like a Troma film with forced messages, less anal probes, people I don’t recognize and no bewbs… which makes it somehow worse than a Troma film.
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