Oh Lordy! Something running one minute over an hour should not drag this much ass. But it’s German SOV, so here we are. Jenny is plagued by nightmares involving skeletons in robes chasing her through some negative-tented dreamscape. She and four friends decide to take a beach vacation and shit slowly goes bad. The suicide of some random dude starts everything off and soon some folks start dying. A journal is discovered discussing a plot by six Nazis to assassinate Hitler, they were caught and Jenny’s grandfather signed off on their execution. A fog rolls in and brings the six teleporting and sword-wielding Nazi skeletons with it. The gore is (very) cheap digital, the action is almost nonexistent, and Andreas Schnaas shows up as a lighthouse keeper that delivers some important information about stolen Nazi gold.... at least I think. There were no subtitles and my German is iffy. You may get five or ten minutes of cheapjack enjoyment but not much else. I don’t know if the fog being squared is supposed to imply that it’s somehow foggier than John Carpenter’s classic but I can guarantee there’s far less fog in this cheap-ass German flick.
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