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A semester at sea for a bunch of college jackasses goes sideways when a hull breach forces them to explore an atoll while their ship is repaired. The professor and his gaggle of idiots wander around while his wife, Carmen Electra (classin’ the joint up), sunbathes. Worse than their ship taking on water, is the giant two-headed shark circling the island, chowing down on the dinks whenever it gets the chance. Of course, the atoll is sinking, so time becomes pretty damn important. Brooke Hogan is way more likable than I thought she’d be as the only collegiate given any substance (however minimal that might be) and we get one memorable asshole character. The usual lower end of the spectrum cgi and immobile giant shark heads that the victims have to throw themselves at like Bela Lugosi scuffling with a giant cephalopod get plenty of screen time. Digital blood flies, rubbery body parts float and ya have to resist the urge to get up and slap the hell out of a majority of the goobers on your TV... but most of them get eaten, so I’ll throw that in the “win” category.
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