A new drug turns a bunch of German criminals/idiots into cannibalistic morons and even mutates a small amount of ‘em. That’s about all there is to it. Granted it’s in German without subtitles but seeing the talent in front of the camera, I have my doubts about there being much of anything going on behind the cameras. Speaking of cameras: holy fucking hell, I don’t usually notice camerawork in something with this low of a budget but I swear by the trash film gods the handheld camera was being operated by a chimpanzee with severe ADD and a speed addiction. Guns, cheap wigs, cheaper fright masks, butcher shop splatter, mutilated genitals, viscera banging, and home footage from someone’s vacation and personal life all pad out the runtime. If you’ve ever needed proof that ninety minutes could feel like an eternity, well, look no further.
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Friday, June 19, 2026
Avogadro: Murmansk Mutation (2008) (Germany)
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A new drug turns a bunch of German criminals/idiots into cannibalistic morons and even mutates a small amount of ‘em. That’s about all there is to it. Granted it’s in German without subtitles but seeing the talent in front of the camera, I have my doubts about there being much of anything going on behind the cameras. Speaking of cameras: holy fucking hell, I don’t usually notice camerawork in something with this low of a budget but I swear by the trash film gods the handheld camera was being operated by a chimpanzee with severe ADD and a speed addiction. Guns, cheap wigs, cheaper fright masks, butcher shop splatter, mutilated genitals, viscera banging, and home footage from someone’s vacation and personal life all pad out the runtime. If you’ve ever needed proof that ninety minutes could feel like an eternity, well, look no further.
A new drug turns a bunch of German criminals/idiots into cannibalistic morons and even mutates a small amount of ‘em. That’s about all there is to it. Granted it’s in German without subtitles but seeing the talent in front of the camera, I have my doubts about there being much of anything going on behind the cameras. Speaking of cameras: holy fucking hell, I don’t usually notice camerawork in something with this low of a budget but I swear by the trash film gods the handheld camera was being operated by a chimpanzee with severe ADD and a speed addiction. Guns, cheap wigs, cheaper fright masks, butcher shop splatter, mutilated genitals, viscera banging, and home footage from someone’s vacation and personal life all pad out the runtime. If you’ve ever needed proof that ninety minutes could feel like an eternity, well, look no further.
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