The reptile-aliens have taken over the Earth and two Russian dinks were lucky enough to escape in one of their enemy’s flying saucers. The ship shuts down and our heroes, Victor and Alex, cruise right on into a wormhole. The wormhole shoots ‘em onto the planet Silius where the shadow government agency they work for (naturally, The Illuminati) has been performing experiments to aid in the oncoming war with the aliens. It’s like earth but with a funky neon pink sky. They’re sent by their boss to make contact with a colony that has been set up on Silius. They find it destroyed and their boss orders them back to Earth. Silius is blown up just as they make their escape. Our heroes return four years later and find their home planet in ruins and crawling with the alien scum. Their boss is still kicking and giving orders. Terramorph towers have been erected all over the planet and it’s turning the Earth into a tropical hellscape full of various things that can kill you. Luckily our boys cross paths with a badass warrior who calls himself The Possessed and doesn’t take any shit from the creatures now inhabiting Earth. There’s a lot wrapped up in its brief 60 minute runtime and it all plays out with excited glee, presented through bargain store practical effects work and even cheaper digital effects. Big-ass toy robots scuffle, there’s an animated backstory, 8-Bit traveling and the warrior’s dead brother shows up as an alien-resurrected murder machine with a chainsaw. Some shit doesn’t make sense but who cares? It’s all pretty damn fun.
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