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Opinion is split on whether Lady Terminator is the best movie of all time; split between people who agree and are correct and people who disagree and drink their own piss. I could just end it right here and tell you to go out and experience it for yourself and I wouldn’t lose a wink of sleep. You’ve gotten to know me through these dumbass reviews, so you should know exactly where I set the enjoyment bar. Alright. I’ll give you a little bit. An opening lover’s betrayal leads to a vagina-eel turning into a dagger and a promise of vengeance (I assure you, I’m not having a stroke). A century later a young and sexy anthropology student is possessed by the South Seas Queen and becomes an unstoppable killing machine, setting up an Indonesian remake of The Terminator but featuring mullets, the ultimate femme fatale, deadly sex, tighty-whities, mucho gun violence and the climatic insanity showcasing a blackened and crispy villain shooting lasers out of her fucking eyes following a massive explosion. It’s everything I want in a film but more.
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