Spring break in Colorado is even worse than it sounds for a group of friends who get themselves stalked by a masked psycho during a cabin stay in the (not-so) remote Colorado wilderness. Wait. Is that not supposed to be a mask? Holy hell! I think that’s supposed to be an actual grandma. Wow. Anyways, “granny” doesn’t take kindly to the youths hanging around and I can’t say I blame her. They’re about as likable as I was at their age. Lame deaths follow and one girl gets kidnapped by the “elderly” lunatic because she reminds her of her dead daughter. Her “definitely straight” boyfriend comes looking for her and lame action follows. Some trash acting made possible by limited casting choices amongst friends and family, the cringy awkwardness that said friends and family members bring to performances, some trash thrashing from musicians who accepted payment in brewskies, some polite chuckles made possible by inside jokes, dialogue based off of half-forgotten high school conversations and special effects provided by a Spirit Halloween discount rack all combine to bring up hazy memories of SOV garbage that came before… and this one has a murder-granny… so… bonus!
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